2009-10-14

为人处世:酒桌上的潜规则,男人必学?

via 牛博山寨头条 by leolan on 10/13/09

一)如果自己真不能喝,丫就别开第一口,端着饭碗夹了菜一边吃着去

(二)如果确信自己要喝,就别装磨叽,接下来就是规矩了

规矩一:酒桌上虽然"感情深,一口闷;感情浅,舔一舔"但是喝酒的时候决不能把这句话挂在嘴上。

规矩二:韬光养晦,厚积薄发,切不可一上酒桌就充大。

规矩三:领导相互喝完才轮到自己敬。

规矩四:可以多人敬一人,决不可一人敬多人,除非你丫是领导。

规矩五:自己敬别人,如果不碰杯,自己喝多少可视乎情况而定,比如对方酒量,对方喝酒态度,切不可比对方喝得少,要知道是自己敬人。

规矩六:自己敬别人,如果碰杯,一句,我喝完,你随意,方显大肚。

规矩七:自己职位卑微,记得多给领导添酒,不要瞎给领导代酒,就是要代,也要在领导确实想找人代,还要装作自己是因为想喝酒而不是为了给领导代酒而喝酒。比如领导甲不胜酒力,可以通过旁敲侧击把准备敬领导甲的人拦下。

规矩八:端起酒杯(啤酒杯),右手扼杯,左手垫杯底,记着自己的杯子永远低于别人。自己如果是领导,知趣点,不要放太低,不然怎么叫下面的做人?

规矩九:如果没有特殊人物在场,碰酒最好按时针顺序,不要厚此薄彼。

规矩十:碰杯,敬酒,要有说词,不然,我tmd干吗要喝你的酒?

规矩十一:桌面上不谈生意,喝好了,生意也就差不多了,大家心里面了了然,不然人家也不会敞开了跟你喝酒。

规矩十二:不要装歪,说错话,办错事,不要申辩,自觉罚酒才是硬道理。

规矩十三:假如,纯粹是假如,遇到酒不够的情况,酒瓶放在桌子中间,让人自己添,不要傻不垃圾的去一个一个倒酒,不然后面的人没酒怎么办?

规矩十四:最后一定还有一个闷杯酒,所以,不要让自己的酒杯空着。跑不了的~

规矩十五:注意酒后不要失言,不要说大话,不要失态,不要吐沫横飞,筷子乱甩,不要手指乱指,喝汤噗噗响,不要放屁打嗝,憋不住去厕所去,没人拦你。

规矩十六:不要把"我不会喝酒"挂在嘴上(如果你喝的话),免得别人骂你虚伪,不管你信不信,人能不能喝酒还真能看出来。

规矩十七:领导跟你喝酒,是给你face,不管领导怎么要你喝多少,自己先干为敬,记着啊,双手,杯子要低。

规矩十八:花生米对喝酒人来说,是个好东西。保持清醒的头脑,酒后嘘寒问暖是少不了的,一杯酸奶,一杯热水,一条热毛巾都显得你关怀备至。

==========【酒量不行的9个技巧】=======

1、不要主动出击,实行以守为攻战略;

2、桌前放两个大杯,一杯放白酒,一杯放矿泉水,拿小酒盅干杯,勤喝水,到酒桌上主客基本都喝8分醉时,可以以水代酒,主动出击;(这条不建议用)

3、干杯后,不要马上咽下去,找机会用餐巾抹嘴,把酒吐餐巾里;(适用女性)

4、上座后先吃一些肥肉类、淀粉类食品垫底,喝酒不容易醉;

5、掌握节奏,不要一下子喝得太猛;

6、不要几种酒混着喝,特别容易醉;

7、领导夹菜时,千万不要转酒桌中间的圆盘,领导夹菜你转盘是酒桌上的大忌;

8、喝到六分醉时,把你面前的醋碟中的醋喝下,再让服务员添上

9、每次干杯时,倒满,然后在喝前假装没有拿稳酒盅,尽量洒出去一些,这样每次可以少喝进去不少

感谢家园,如果本帖对您有用,请顺手点击一下"有用",十分感谢


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2009-10-12

Aunties Fight On American Bus, Chinese Netizen Reactions

建议大家先去youtube观赏相关视频,一车中国人没有帮腔的真是很有中国特色,不过最终中国大妈还是顽强的将黑大妈打下了公车,赞

via chinaSMACK by Python on 10/10/09

This is an incident that happened on a San Francisco bus. The
Cantonese auntie's English is limited and she can only say few words
such as "F-word you" and "you are stupid". The black auntie hit the
Cantonese auntie first and it evolved into a full scale fight later.

Here's the movie:

It is said the black auntie took two seats and the Cantonese auntie
said "Excuse me" and asked her to move. The black auntie refused.

The black auntie pointed to the auntie's face with a finger and yelled
"You are going to walk off the bus".
The Cantonese auntie defended her dignity, said "You are stupid" and
"f-word you"
The black auntie got close to the auntie and said "say it again, say it again"
The Cantonese auntie said it again
The black auntie hit first
The Cantonese auntie fought back and showed her flying kick
The black auntie was defeated.

Comments from Hoopchina:

陆风:

I thought I was watching a US soap opera.

Jr324:

What an exotic flavor!

内线大杀器:

Did the black person forget they also fought for their racial rights
on a bus before?

Comments from Mop:

激动的仙女腿:

Cantonese auntie is fearless!!! The black is unequal.

However, the people on the bus were so apathetic which made me sick ~~~

China is still better ~~~

Alpacino322:

It's said it happened in NY. The auntie carried a lot personal stuffs
onto the bus. The black took two seats and refused to give one. Then
they quarreled. The black took the first hit and the Cantonese Auntie
fight back. Some passengers yelled "beat her" in Cantonese.

Hghv vcvc:

[in English] never start a fight but always finish it.that is good.

温哥华小乙:

That's the sexy 80s' sport suit and a flying kick. Swiftness has
nothing to do with body weight indeed.

笨笨女巫888:

This auntie is fearless. Pity she doesn't speak English.

北京的萌萌:

I'm feeling embarrassed. We are all calling this auntie "Kong Fu Panda" now.

烟花即逝:

Is the auntie Huang Fei-Hong's descendent?

我叫oNe:

I should be more careful next time I get on a US bus.

Z4020480:

A black people has already become president.

情意绵绵:

They probably forget Chinese fight with Kong Fu.

Hcg22692:

I heard that some passengers yell"stop fighting" in Cantonese.

怪物不丑:

Beating people is wrong, but I think this is a good one!

烧机油:

This is more refreshing than the parade.

上官轻云:

I support this auntie's actions. Black people that once had no human
rights in the United States but now dares to bully us Chinese people
deserve to be hit. Do they not know China presently holds sway over
the world economy?

Comments from Chinanews:

ynwfnfcu:

Now I know the importance of learning a foreign language.

Slcapf:

And I know the importance of learning Chinese Kong Fu.

Original Post: Aunties Fight On American Bus, Chinese Netizen Reactions
Original Source: chinaSMACK
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